For as long as I can remember, I have had a vague ambition to create games. I don't know why I do, but I love to indulge myself in them. Most kids have such an interest, but it usually fades away when the social order holds them in place. I, on the other hand, have always been an outcast. My ambitions grew over the many years of my childhood, as I became more ostracized by my peers and drifted further from the world. The worlds I imagined are starting to piece together, though I can only write down so much at a time. It is when the visions and numbers started piecing together that I decided, once and for all, what I wanted to do with my life. I wanted to make games.

Ahem... ignore that. Caffeine is necessary.

At any rate, explore my ideas. Feel free to rip-off everything I do, because my ideas are mostly borrowed by other people. Besides, in the words of Roger Myers Jr., "If it weren't for someone plagiarizing the Honeymooners, we wouldn't have the Flintstones. If someone hadn't ripped off Sgt. Bilko, they'd be no Top Cat. Huckleberry Hound, Chief Wiggum, Yogi Bear? Hah! Andy Griffith, Edward G. Robinson, Art Carney. Your honor, you take away our right to steal ideas, where are they gonna come from?" Or something like that.

BTW, I might speak of some of these games in the present tense, but don't be confused; most of these ideas are just ideas, despite my dreams.

Original Ideas
While it would be nice to elaborate on these ideas, the truth is that none of them are cemented. I need to refine some of these ideas before I post information here.
Fanboy Material
A site within a site? Probably not. But these sections contain info on the games I love and adore, but am too lazy to create an entire site for.
Jabu-Jabu's Belly
A Center for Zelda Miscellany
TCL's first fanboy section, for my favorite game series of all time, The Legend of Zelda. Within lies my show of fandom for the series and a bunch of stuff I put together.
The Game Reviews Index
I'm putting this stuff here because I'm really bored. I write some reviews when I'm bored, and maybe, just maybe I can aspire to get on GameFan's review board.* Also, any related information on the game might be posted here, all of it being at least partly original.
*That was sarcasm, you dolt.
Nintendo Entertainment System
Ninja Gaiden: Sarcastic Review [approved by ToastyFrog, that slam bang-a-riffic sarcasm well.]
Wizards and Warriors: Sarcastic Review [once again approved by the ever-evil Toastyfrog]

Other stuff
My List of Games and Game-Related Merchandise

Official Rules for Frungy incomplete, really crappy version
Another StarCon-related thing - It's a ship design I put together when I was bored. No images, but sweet nonetheless.
Something I made when I was bored (warning: this has some slightly offensive stuff, but that should be expected, right?)

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